4. What non-Federation species would you like to be? man, i don’t know. they all feel like they were in the federation except enemies. i think i would try my hand at being a Q? i would be a good and benevolent Q and not a piece of shit Q.
43. Favorite DS9 episode. toss-up between “the visitor” and “far beyond the stars.” not just favorite ds9 but maybe favorite TELEVISION.
39. Which two characters would you want as your parents? that’s a weird one. i guess the first thing to come to mind are bashir’s parents, because that means i’m bashir and i’m genetically enhanced and a better human
1. Ideal holodeck program: the bummer thing is, my ideal program would just let me be in star trek, but if i was in star trek i’d already be in star trek.
let’s just say it’d be a holoSUITE program and it’d be about how there’s an ops position on DS9 right after captain sisko and major kira. i could go to all the meetings.
6. Favorite TNG quote: “I should have done this a long time ago.” “You were always welcome.”
17. Favorite 24th Century technology: it’s from those old franz josef design books you could get bootlegged at conventions, but it was a “timeslip” vessel where the warp nacelles were really close together, which produced a messed-up warp bubble for time travel.
23. Describe an ideal night at Quark’s. oh man, me and bashir and o’brien play one of our favorite war simulations, then go for darts afterwards, and we see quark get harassed by odo. just as he’s leaving, odo does finger guns at me, and i know that means i’d make a great security officer. i say the perfect thing and everyone laughs. everyone likes me. i fit in.
I listened to episode 16 of the podcast last night, just wanted to let you and Mikey know I really connected with what you were talking about, like worrying about meds and creativity and feeling like your own problems aren't as real as others. It's really comforting to know other people grapple with that too. Also been loving every other episode of the podcast so far!
Out of curiosity, what are your thoughts on the general body of work of Chris H. Wolf AKA Slimebeast? I know you got into a bit of a Twitter kerfuffle with him about Funnymouth, but what do you think of his other stories like Abandoned by Disney, Afterpeople, Bonus Room, I Saw A Stranger or Completely Normal Eric?
i got into a twitter kerfuffle with him? i don’t remember. i thought funnymouth was just okay. abandoned by disney was really interesting. i don’t think i’ve come across these others!
idea for an FPS: thoroughly standard CoD-like shooter, except when you shoot someone and they fall dead, rather than become an object on the ground in the level that eventually disappears, the form of that dead body is now imposed on your HUD and stays with you the rest of the game. as you proceed, more and more bodies clutter your vision until you can’t see through them anymore.
Is Candle Cove ever going to show up/get a semi-sequel in a Broodhollow chapter? Because, I remember you mentioning in an interview you wanted to do an expansion of the story someday, and Broodhollow'd probably get way more popular if ya did.
Part of selling the adaptation rights to Candle Cove means I can’t (a) expand on it/write a sequel or (b) adapt it to another form, like a comic. I could do a similar thing with veiled allusions to Candle Cove, but I’d have to change big pieces of it.
Additionally, I’m not interested in shoehorning Candle Cove into Broodhollow anymore than I am interested in shoehorning Doctor Who into Broodhollow. Maybe it would make it more popular, but it would probably feel forced. (And technically I can’t.)
here’s a thought i have often. what will my last thought be? what will be the last thing to go through my mind when i die? with the assumption being that i will go suddenly, in my sleep, unaware.
it makes me sad because it is proof that life has no narrative. and i think we need it to have a narrative. we’d like it to. we provide our life with a narrative. but no one’s final thought is closure. no one’s final thought is the last paragraph in their book. i certainly don’t think your life flashes before your eyes. there won’t be any symbol revisited, any bookend, any repeated refrain, any summary. we can never give our own narrative an ending because we didn’t know we were at the end.
Male Writer:Ah, anniversary jokes are so funny. Because chicks always hate it when you don't remember anniversaries! A plus gold very original
Male Writer:Mother in laws amirite?
Male Writer:My male character who is an author insert of myself pines after a woman I used to pine after in high school. Then they have sex. This is good literature.
Male Writer:Ugh female books are so romance filled
Male Writer:And girl fanfics, so mary suey
Male Writer:Now listen about this original middle aged man who is an expert in everything, suffers from ennui, looks like me, acts like me, and gets all the girls i want.
Male Writer:She was sexy in an alluring, boring way, filled with purple prose and riddled with objectification
Male Writer:If i make a female character parrot my misogynistic views, they cease to be misogynistic! Are you saying you don't respect my fake female characters opinions, feminists?
Male Writer:a good action girl is one who looks hot at all times
Male Writer:If the female main character got in an asskicking line, my work is Feminist with a capital F and no one can criticize me
Specifically White Male Writer:Heroic tropes are so overdone. I'm going to create a boring white guy with stubble to be a completely original antihero no one has ever seen before TM.
Same Guy:It's original because he is a jerk who gets away with bad behavior, just like I wish i could.
Another Specifically White Male Writer:It's in my universe to only have white men do things in my book. I mean, don't you care about historical accuracy
Same Guy:I mean, it's a generic fantasy verse with no real life time period equivalent and i haven't done any research, but i'm SURE that it's historically accurate. To that dark mideval dragon fighting europe period
Same Guy:Where in Europe? Who cares!
Male Writer:There is no better way to introduce a female character to a male character than by him saving her.
Male Writer:Characters hating each other is good sexual tension!
Male Writer:One female character and five male characters is a good team balance
Male Writer:If my female character chooses to act in a sexist tropey way, it's not sexist. In fact, because she CHOSE to do it, it is Feminist.
“White men make up approximately 36% of the population, but commit 75% of mass shootings. What would be called terrorism by any other skin tone is suddenly some mysterious unnamed disease. We as a society are perfectly happy to further stigmatize mentally ill people, who are far more likely to be victims of violence than commit violence, in the service of protecting white supremacy and male entitlement.”—(via shitrichcollegekidssay)